Crushing Betrayal

Most extreme case of culture shock struck when I discovered that the charming fellow below goes by 'Wally' in the UK. To be honest, I feel a bit lost. Like, everything I once knew to be true is a lie. Turns out, he only goes by Waldo in North America. We're apparently not good enough to be on such intimate terms with him.

The drawing formally known as Waldo.

I thought what we had was special. Should have known not to trust a guy who enjoys hiding in crowds during his free time. Shady bastard.