Exhibit A:
They regularly extract the fluffy stuffings from their toys. Oftentimes they'll tote around the empty fabric shells of said toys like some sort of weird homage to Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.
Exhibit B:
When they're not removing the innards of their playthings, they apparently revel in kidnapping my sister's old dolls.
What's especially disturbing is that she was fully clothed before they got ahold of her... (WARNING: Following image may be too graphic for younger readers. Viewer discretion is advised.)
Exhibit C:
One is evidently unaware that he is a cat, and has actually taught himself how to play fetch.
He also enjoys watching futbol from time to time.
Fortunately, neither seems intent on killing me in my sleep. I think...
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